DO YOU EVER GET THAT WEIRD ITCHING SENSATION IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND YOUR EARS AND THERE’S NO WAY TO GET RID OF IT AND YOU WONDER WHAT YOU DID TO DESERVE SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE
i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.
awwww, demonic looking cutie
this is one of the reasons why I do trust owls I can do almost the same thing w/ my head
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show
(Source: dakotars)
WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE
DO IT FOR AMERICA
DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.
AMERICA
PAPRIKAS.
hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
“ I request permission to go after him. ”
“ Jim, you’re not actually going after this guy, are you? ”
#seriously bones’s hand placement is killing me #it’s so deliberate #like he’s had three years to perfect the art of keeping jim still for two seconds in the most efficient way possible #hand wedged under his arm strategically thumb ready to attack a pressure point that made jim yelp the first time #except now jim’s like conditioned #bones barely has to touch him and jim just stops and leans into it #i hate this
I, too, wish to draw attention to the hold McCoy has on Jim in that top right hand gif there, but not from any ship-related reasons. That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of med win.
You’re right, previous tagger, that’s the best place to hold Jim to get him to be still. It’s how you hold anyone who isn’t steady on their feet, or needs guidance, or that you as a medical person (be it doctor or nurse) need to control the movements of just a little bit. If you’re standing in front of them and you need to give them some support or exert some control over their movements, that is exactly how you hold a patient so that you can do that without hurting them.
Normally whenever anything or anyone medical is involved in a show or film, there are inevitably horrendous inaccuracies that really ruin it for me. But this? This is a tiny detail, the tiniest of tiny details, and knowingly or not it is one hundred percent accurate, and I want to give Karl a medal for it.
(Source: whichisnone)
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
(Source: youjustrealized)
